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You might be made of copper and tellurium, because you're Cu-Te.

You might just be my phone charger, because I feel a real boost when you're close.

Your smile must be Wi-Fi, because I'm feeling a real connection right now.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

You must be my phone's brightness setting—because I can't turn you down.

I'd study quantum mechanics just to understand the entanglement I feel with you.

Are you dark matter? Because I can't see you all the time, but I feel your presence everywhere.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase—so I could unzip that beautiful smile of yours.

Your beauty shines brighter than a magnesium flare—impossible to ignore.

I must be a scientist, because I'm always experimenting on ways to get closer to you.

Like a perfectly balanced chemical equation, we just seem to work out.

Our chemistry is so strong, not even Avogadro could count the moles of attraction here.

Is your name Photosynthesis? Because you light me up and keep me going.

You've got more potential energy than a roller coaster at the top of the track.

Are you absolute zero? Because being next to you leaves me breathless.

You must be a black hole, because I'm irresistibly drawn into your orbit.

If you were a planet, I'd never need a telescope—I'd be right there in your orbit.

Call me Hubble, because I'm expanding my universe just to fit you in it.

Are you antimatter? Because our collision is definitely releasing sparks.

I'm more excited than a proton in a particle accelerator whenever you're around.

If this was a lab, I'd measure you in Kelvin—'cause you're an absolute hottie.

I must be a radioisotope, because I'm radiating good vibes whenever we're together.

Are you made of quarks? Because I've never felt such a fundamental attraction.

If you were a supernova, I'd brave the cosmic blast just to witness your brilliance.

You're like a fractal—every new detail I discover is more fascinating than the last.

Call me Bernoulli, because I'm feeling your lift taking me higher and higher.

Are you a CRISPR sequence? Because you've edited my heart's code to beat just for you.

Our bond is so strong, I'd call it ionic—hard to break and full of charge.

You're the spark in my circuit—without you, I'd have no current in my life.

I might not be Planck, but I'm definitely feeling a quantum of attraction here.

They call me Einstein, 'cause when I see you, I start thinking all sorts of relativity.

Your presence is more refreshing than a blast of oxygen on Mars.

Your mind is like a galaxy: vast, mysterious, and I want to explore every corner.

Are you a gravitational wave? Because you've got my spacetime all warped.

I feel a bigger reaction than combining sodium and water whenever we're close.

Even if we were protons, I'd never want our bond to decay.

Are you a perfect vacuum? Because I'm drawn to your space with irresistible force.

Our connection is as real as dark energy—can't see it, but it's definitely there.

Are you hydrogen? Because you're number one on my periodic table of love.

You must be half-life, because time stands still whenever we're together.

Like a polymer, I'd love to be linked with you for a long, long chain of moments.

Your charisma is more contagious than any known virus—I've definitely caught it.

My heartbeats resonate like constructive interference every time you walk in.

Are you the second law of thermodynamics? Because I'm feeling the heat rise in here.

Your name should be Infinity, because my admiration for you has no bounds.

Are you the Higgs boson? Because you're giving mass to all my thoughts.

You're the solution to my equation—without you, nothing adds up right.

If this was rocket science, I'd be happy to launch into orbit with you any day.

You must be a cosmic ray, because you've electrified my atmosphere.

Are you made of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-Ful.

I'd give you the Nobel Prize for how you revolutionize my life.

Are you the speed of light? Because time seems to stand still when I'm with you.

They say life's all about balance, but I'll tip any scale just to be closer to you.

I must be a neutron star, because I'm falling hard into your gravitational field.

Are you a catalyst? Because you just sped up my heart rate reaction.

Call me Newton, because I'm gravitating towards you and can't resist.

Are we on the pH scale? Because you're looking like a perfect 7: absolutely neutral and balanced.