Dirty lines

I'd invite you for coffee, but I'd rather be the reason you're up all night.

No GPS could help me find my way out of how lost I am in your eyes...and I'm not complaining.

I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

Is this a gym? Because I'm ready to get sweaty with you.

You're so hot, I'm worried you might melt my popsicle.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my private standing at attention.

If you were a flower, I'd plant an entire garden... and then water it all night.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm dying to get inside.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm ready to sin with you on Earth.

Your body is a wonderland; mind if I wander around?

Are you a roller coaster? Cause I'm dying to ride you all night.

Are you a shot of espresso? Because one taste of you, and I’ll be up all night.

Call me a plumber, because I'm ready to lay some serious pipe.

You must be tired—because you've been running through my dirty thoughts all day.

If I told you I was an astronaut, would you let me explore your Milky Way?

Is there an airport nearby? Because my heart is taking off for a first-class ride with you tonight.

You look like the perfect reason for me to call in 'sick' tomorrow morning.

Would you mind if I compared you to my phone plan? Because I want unlimited minutes with you.

I want to be the reason you can't get out of bed in the morning—because we never went to sleep.

Can I be the reason your bed squeaks tonight?

Are you a campfire? Because I'm about to get hot and bothered just thinking about s'more of you.

Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm lovin' it—and it's the kind of meal I want 24/7.

They say 'kiss is the language of love.' Care to start a conversation?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.

I heard you like exploring. Care to discover every inch of this territory?

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us tangled up together.

Call me homework, 'cause I'm totally down for you to do me all night.

I'm on top of things—would you like to be one of them?

I'd love to be the reason your clothes end up on the floor.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging the way you look tonight.

If I freeze, it's not a computer glitch— it's just me staring at your beauty.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your naughty wishes come true.

If your heart is a locked door, I'm ready to find the right key.

I must be lost in the desert, because I need a sip of you to quench my thirst.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future... doing very naughty things.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard tonight.

I'm not a gambler, but I'd go all in for just one night with you.

If your thighs were a library, I'd spend all night in the restricted section.

I was feeling a little off today—until you turned me on.

I'm like a Rubik's Cube—if you play with me right, I might just give you all the right combinations.

I'm not a plumber, but I'd love to check out your pipes.

Is your dad a boxer? Because wow, you're a total knockout—and I'm ready to hit the mat.

Your body's on my to-do list. Mind if I check it off?

I've checked my schedule, and it looks like I'm fully booked for an all-nighter with you.

I must be in a museum, because you're a work of fine art I'd love to handle.

I've got a secret ingredient that goes great on everything—especially you.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Clearly, they haven't been alone with you yet.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

They say I should follow my dreams—do you mind if I follow you to your bed?

Are you an elevator? Because I'm going down... to pick you up.